Whee. AIM logs.
AlieuSylvrstrymz: augh, omg, wanna hear something creepy?
Tazer Okibi: sure
AlieuSylvrstrymz: k, so like... i was sitting here (hahah, i'm gonna tell you anyways.) and i'm typing up some sstuff in word. then i see this black DOT thing move above my monitor. I look up, and there's this HUGE ASS SPIDER on the wall behind my monitor. Like, the size of a quarter. Black, with nasty creepy fat legs. It wa so fuckin scary, I jumped in my chair. So like, it freezes when I jump, and I'm staring at it, kinda paralyzed. Then it like... moves it's butt part. Shakes it. Hahaha, it shook it's butt. If i wasn't so freaked out, I'd have laughed. anyways, I'm staring at it, and I'm like... Mom, come over here. Kill this spider for me. X3 so she comes over, and she DROPS THE SPIDER when she tries to smush it.
AlieuSylvrstrymz: AAAAAH. It's loose again.
AlieuSylvrstrymz: so now i'm all paranoid.
AlieuSylvrstrymz: because it's alive, crawling around behind my desk somewhere.
AlieuSylvrstrymz: X3
Tazer Okibi: XD
Tazer Okibi: lol
Tazer Okibi: eww
Tazer Okibi: *be's cruel* hope it doesnt crawl into your mouth as you sleep
AlieuSylvrstrymz: I was so twitchy, I totally flipped out when this cord fell against my arm.
AlieuSylvrstrymz: and like, I had those shivers for five minutes after it dropped down.
AlieuSylvrstrymz: AHHHHHHHHHHH.
Tazer Okibi: XD
AlieuSylvrstrymz: EWEWEWEWEW
AlieuSylvrstrymz: that's so gross
Tazer Okibi: X3
AlieuSylvrstrymz: and nasty
AlieuSylvrstrymz: and omg
AlieuSylvrstrymz: AHHHH
AlieuSylvrstrymz: /thwaps.
Tazer Okibi: you know, humans eat about 12 bugs a year while sleeping
AlieuSylvrstrymz: I know.
Tazer Okibi: because they crawl into your mouth
AlieuSylvrstrymz: EW.
Tazer Okibi: idiots
AlieuSylvrstrymz: BLAH
Tazer Okibi: XD
AlieuSylvrstrymz: well, better they crawl in your mouth than up your nose. XD
Tazer Okibi: whats wrong with up your nose?
Tazer Okibi: then they go into your wind pipe and you die
AlieuSylvrstrymz: can you imagine INHALING a spider?
Tazer Okibi: yea
Tazer Okibi: i answered my own question XD
AlieuSylvrstrymz: omg. i'd be so freaked out if I woke up and there was something crawling up my nose.
AlieuSylvrstrymz: hahahaha
AlieuSylvrstrymz: but anyways.
Tazer Okibi: oops
AlieuSylvrstrymz: now that you have yet another tale of my paranoia and arachnaphobia, I think i'm gonna try and get some sleep. and not eat any spiders.
Tazer Okibi: forgot to color tazers ear XD
AlieuSylvrstrymz: lol
Tazer Okibi: ok
Tazer Okibi: have fun
Uhh.. yeah. And stuff. Okay, g'nite.
.alieu
